Scott Morrison has today announced the release of a limited edition range of Ceasar-inspired coins, commemorating his time as prime minister.
“There is one type of coin for each of the portfolios I added to my control,” he explained.
All of the coins feature Scomo’s head sporting a Roman style laurel wreath.
“I was actually channelling the greatest empires on Earth when I made the decision to take complete control,” he said.
He admitted sales have been a “little sluggish” so far but is optimistic things will pick up.
“I’m a firm believer in miracles… I will not quit!”